What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Nutritionists reveal the surprising health benefits of maple syrup, including less belly fat - Earth.com

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Dakota Johnson Realized This Outfit Mistake Mid-Interview — And Her Reaction Was Priceless - HuffPost

Then came..

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why the American Diet Is So Deadly? A Silent Killer Quietly Harming Millions - Indian Defence Review

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is getting a fifth and final season - The Verge

No go.

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Davante Adams feels rejuvenated: Joining Rams was "exactly what I needed" - NBC Sports

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Eli Lilly’s Obesity Pill Appears to Work as Well as Injected GLP-1s - WIRED

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Grieving Woman Gets A Sign When Someone With Familiar 'Eyebrows' Pays A Visit - The Dodo - For Animal People

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Why are people adopting DeepSeek's AI when its answers are so obviously biased toward the Chinese worldview propaganda?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

A’s John Fisher, MLB’s Rob Manfred preside over finally breaking ground for Las Vegas stadium - San Francisco Chronicle

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

All returning athletes in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 + 4 revealed - ESPN

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)