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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:06

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Then came..
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why the American Diet Is So Deadly? A Silent Killer Quietly Harming Millions - Indian Defence Review
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is getting a fifth and final season - The Verge
No go.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Davante Adams feels rejuvenated: Joining Rams was "exactly what I needed" - NBC Sports
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Eli Lilly’s Obesity Pill Appears to Work as Well as Injected GLP-1s - WIRED
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
—
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
All returning athletes in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 + 4 revealed - ESPN
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)